(not an actual onion article)

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Beginning to wonder if the torturous, high unsanitary, and criminally negligent living conditions of these birds is contributing to the spread of the virus.

    But then I remember that opposing animal cruelty is Woke and go back to blaming the spread of infectious disease on the Chinese.

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    9 days ago

    “There is nothing to worry about.” said the public relations spokesperson, giving assurance… “The only reason we raised the prices is because we can. There are no ulterior motives whatsoever.”

  • wraithcoop@programming.dev
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    9 days ago

    I only buy free range eggs even though they were a little more expensive, and surprisingly they’re the same price they’ve always been and cheaper than the grocery store brand.