That Boomers are to blame for almost all of the current state of affairs

Next step: carbonite

Be somebody

*in debt

That’s a lot of snoot

cardiomegaly?

NYC suddenly inundated with Old Bay crabs

And more booty shorts to show off them stems

Richard pipelines?

Aluminum man is much easier to melt.

No surprise; white women vote Republican nearly as much as white men.

“Although women as a whole have historically voted for Democrats, white women have not. Instead, over the last 72 years, a plurality of white women have voted for the Democratic candidate only twice, in 1964 and 1996.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/06/election-trump-harris-women-voters

Shaq

Because they want to privatize all aspects of living so that a handful of exorbitantly wealthy people can build larger hoards. There’s no end to it; it’s a mental disease, enabled by Capitalism and the death of real Labor laws and rights.

Every industry should have unions that actively work to dismantle owner authoritarianism, but for 40 years Boomers have been paving the way for every awful piece of shit “business owner” to have some idolized place at the top of our society. And of course, the knock-on effect of that over time is that the pieces of shit have carved into the legislative and political arenas that provided even a modicum of worker/commoner protections. The digital divide is just a coefficient on the slippery slope.

It won’t matter to the current leadership anyway, as most of the C suite will have moved on their next host within 3-5 quarters. Whatever wreckage they leave behind is in the past and therefore doesn’t exist.

“Wildly racist vampires discover the internet”

“I hiked Everest and all I got was this 20lb bag of poop.”

“What do you mean? He watches me from the corner every time I’m masturbating.”

Ghost Manager: “Where the fuck is everyone tonight?”

A lil trouble keeping up proper turgor pressure

Ryan needs to stay in school

If it is, pls credit me in a footnote