flosses and spits in moderately comprehensible horror

@ @ @

Blessings beyond my darkest nightmares

Your mom’s not a continent

That sounded a lot better in my head

I wish you’d les with unmanned, but then id’ve never clicked the article

yeah don’t tell me what i wouldn’t do

why have we not been arming nasa astronauts against these devious space bears or did they only learn about creamy delicious cosmonaut from soyuz capsules?

it’s not quite that simple.

you also have to make sure mechjeb is installed and nasa has “too much pride”

space bears?

There were no awards or other marks of achievement to be seen in the house of a seemingly accomplished businessman.

A clear delineation between work and home (leave your work awards at work) helps you keep work stresses at work.

“which way to the bathroom?”
*paint can to the face*

you’re right, it does write itself

hey, good luck. it’s a thankless job and can be very emotionally trying. thanks for taking care of the community.

i’ve been using GIMP for the last 25 years and I’ll be using GIMP 'til i die

edit: aww fuck paint dot net? what happened to my GIMP?

in the p!=np universe, you can even grab your booty a little bit before the mirror guards get mad (they don’t like PDA)

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