This is crazy spooky. Just 2 days ago Rob Reiner showed up in my YouTube algorithms like I never even thought of that man before in my life but just 2 days ago I just learned that he was Meathead from All in the family and then he became a writer/ producer of tons of popular movies like Spinal Tap, Stand by Me, The princess Bride. Why was he so hot in my algorithms 2 days ago?? Was that some sort of premonition YouTube was having?
Are you an alien from another planet?
The beehive state. It figures.
Smartphones have clearly lost their minds. I started noticing a few years ago the OG smartphones circa 2007-2010 were more intuitive regarding auto complete / predictive text than they are now. Nowadays they just want to make us all look & feel increasingly senile.
I’m sorry for being late for the rest of the week and we will have to get together soon and have fun on Saturday morning.
I chose the most scandalous options presented, but it still came out way too wholesome. That’s me. Regrettably wholesome.
It’s a stereotype, not necessarily documented in any encyclopedia. (Or maybe it is, I dunno ) But as a former gym rat I can attest that when lifting weights & doing reps in a gym* I’m not thinking of much because all my physical & mental energy are focused on the workouts, not even able to verbalize any of it.
*However when RUNNING outdoors, tons of thoughts & ideas & innovations & productivities are flowing.
You would be accurate if you pronounced every syllable of the word uncomfortable. Americans are just lazy, not pronouncing every syllable. Nobody would look at you strangely if you pronounced every syllable of that word. It would just seem like you’re emphasizing HOW UNCOMFORTABLE you are if you pronounce every syllable of the word :-)
Alcoholism runs in my family so I’m good with my lifelong decision to never put poison in my mouth. I’ve never felt what it feels like to be inebriated but what it looks like to an outside observer is bad. Drunk people are unpredictable, scary, unreliable, scary, are a danger to themselves & others, they do things they wouldn’t do in their right minds, break laws, ruin friendships & family relationships & ruin their employment, and did I mention how fucking SCARY they are?
I’m grateful I’ve never tried alcohol not even once ever, and I’ve slept like the goddamn happiest corpse every fucking night of my entire life.
This is horrible. Even my cold desensitized heart knows this. Bad. Very bad. No!
So many things. But for some reason the only one I can think of right now is in 2003 I wanted a memory foam mattress so urgently I could cry. We had no furniture whatsoever. But in retrospect I’m glad we didn’t get a mattress because everything is temporary and everything I’ve ever acquired has poofed into oblivion anyway. Best to live without. Poverty builds character. I guess.
Alternate outcome would be:
No I’m not giving you $5. You need medical attention, I’m calling 911.
Tweaker fakes back/neck injuries, the hospital & your insurance & the court system get involved, the process drags on for years, you spend time in jail for hitting a pedestrian, your driver license gets suspended, your car insurance skyrockets, and on & on.
Phil said:
I posted this silly video as an inside joke for my daughter, Sarah. I posed in Cleveland eating a taco. For decades, and TOTALLY AS A JOKE, whenever I want to mention a place nobody wants to go, I say “Cleveland”. It goes back to the jokes in the comedy baseball movie Major League and the old Drew Cary TV show. Both are set in Cleveland and make jokes about the city.
The other part of the inside joke is that don’t like to eat hard shell tacos. You bite into them and they crumble and leak all over you. I like the flavor, just not the eating experience.
SO, it became a running joke between my daughter and I that the last thing I’d ever want to do is eat a taco in Cleveland.
I personally have nothing against Cleveland. I enjoyed myself while I was there. I did several other videos in Cleveland when I visited there in 2016. If tacos didn’t crumble, I’d like them too. I eat lots of burritos.
I never explained what the inside joke was, because it was something only a very few people knew about. It is just me being silly.
I want to be friends with the people who come up with these hilarious captions.
Because you know the meathead in that mirror selfie had absolutely nothing on his mind but his huge body that’s about to explode.
At first I was embarrassed & disappointed that my new car had no futuristic modern features whatsoever, just old-fashioned tactile knobs & buttons. But seeing all the Tesla & electric car fiascos & nonsense over the past year, I’m now ridiculously grateful for this basic vehicle I have.
Or, now hear me out, how about just memorize this abbreviation:
WPK
Better yet, how about just remember to bring your fookin wallet, phone, and keys every time you leave the house
Upon closer inspection I see that snopes article seemed short & to the point because they require people to be paid subscribers or allow ads in order to see the whole article.
Nick used a knife to savagely murder his parents 😢 https://youtube.com/shorts/jz9959jVcqc