That’s an interesting looking gun. Is that a .22lr with a suppressor or do you just have huge hands and an unusual muzzle break?

And why do you need a gun to get eggs? Are you shooting these chickens off their laying spots? Haha

This motherfuckef over here flexing their eggs like it’s a goddamn drug bust. Hahah

I love it.

Technically correct while pissing a bunch of people off is exactly what he wants. He can (correctly) say that he was only speaking facts but it also “triggers the libs”.

So once again he’s dangling bait and everyone is taking it hook, line and sinker thus giving him exactly what he wants.

I swear if everyone just stopped paying attention to him he would shrivel up and die. These egotistical maniacs feed off of any attention and the people who hate him the most give him the most attention.

A WHOLE AVOCADO? In this economy???

Edit: I feel like should clarify because avocados are like 4 bucks a pop here.

I’ve never had this issue. I beat the shit outta people in my dreams all the time lol.

Now I do have this one reoccurring dream where I’m peddling s bicycle and I can’t stop not matter how hard a try… Not a fan of that one.

It’s referencing a game called balatro which looks like this:

The joker cards in the game are known to look a little goofy and many of the JD Vance edits look kinda like jokers.

I miss when I would wake up and check the news and nothing particularly crazy was going on. Like you would click on the TV and they are talking about a zoo that recently got a baby giraffe or something.

As an F1 fan I’m sure I’ll have issues with the technical details but I look forward to at least being moderately entertained. We shall see.

Why is it always the voids that do this? I’ve had so many cats in my life and it’s always the voids that come inside with cobwebs on their heads.