Oh wow. That’s just really awful.

That’s what she said.

You just won the thread.

My Android phone app started to show me “suggestions” instead of the call history. Geez, thanks Google. Instead of calling my GF, imma call a proctologist.
And I just know this feature will soon be used to serve me even more ads. I mean, the play store is bad enough as it is.

My neck, my back

Ugly people have sex too, you know.
In fact, 50% of people have below-average looks. Do you think they all abstain?

Find someone who looks at you the same way that gentleman looks at his onion.

Half of the time? Feeling generous today, I see…

Bro, just 10B more parameters. This time, I promise it will actually be useful and not send you into psychosis ^again.
Just 10B more. Please.

They just like sniffing their own farts.

Do you want us to completely fuck up your workflows/ privacy/ mental well-being/ life?
[] Yes
[] Ask me again later

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Gotta sign those NCCs if you don’t want to go to hell.

Funny, I was thinking about a very different comic…

It really makes me wonder who came up with the idea.
“Hey, I just invented a sort of weird metal rod. I bet you $100 that if you shove it up your womb, you won’t get pregnant again.”
“I’m down.”

Nerd Reich, here we come.

and c/lemmyshitpost

I share a similar sentiment, but I’d place the turning point somewhere between 1 and 2 GHz.

Dehydration does that to me. Like sometimes I just forget to drink for an entire day. Then I wake up in the middle of the night and feel like total shit. Pain all over my body, chest included.

I parsed it as: “If you can drink eggnog, you can swallow snow.”