Single issue voters are the worse.

It seems like genocide is replacing baby killer more and more in their playbook though.

That’s a hell of a soup strainer.

Where are her nipples?

Well he eats normal mustard and wears normal suits so he hasn’t broken any of the two commandments.

Thanks Obama.

Spam is great for many things.

My grandma is addicted to porn on her phone she just constantly goons.

You walk into her room at the nursing house and her fingers are wrinkly like she just got out of the bath and it smells like day old tuna salad.

If god is Jewish what did he use to circumcise himself?

My greatest pain in life is that I’ll never be able to text myself.

I only shop Amazon and Walmart I hate small businesses Nazis bro.

She’s beautiful.

She smells like sauerkraut, has a thin coating of cat hair and hums Carolyn Willis songs.

It’s my opinion that anything that slows down this administration will save lives so getting in more democrats in the house and senate is the most important thing we can do right now.

I vote the best possible person in primaries and the best person with a chance of winning in generals which rules out third parties for me.

better vote third party than a lesser evil one.

Absolutely not. These midterms are going to change the direction of the next two years.

The landfill near me does this which is handy.

Trump has put three justices in the SCOTUS so far.

Trump will be gone which is a pretty big change.

No it’s voting for Trump in the primary then general twice that lead to Trump.