YoiksAndAway

I 'member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?

I love that Reagan is like, “Really, dude? #trickledown”

I honestly think we’re close to the point where personal electronics are as powerful as they need to be and manufacturers are scrambling for more reasons for planned obsolescence. For example, the Windows 11 requirements are about secure boot, not processing power or memory requirements.

I’m still rockin’ my Galaxy S10 and the desktop I built in 2016. Both meet my needs just fine right now.

He does give greedy bottom vibes.

This man could have been one heartbeat away from the presidency.

If I remember correctly, some of them would give out books of matches for free if you pressed a button. They were an important resource for GenX children up to no good.

Bland wafer Catholic checking in. You would think ritual cannibalism would be a bit spicier.

When I was in grad school in Buffalo, I lived near the giraffe pens of the Buffalo Zoo on Amherst Street (if you’re familiar with Buffalo, you know exactly where this is). I used to park across the street from my apartment in Delaware Park, right near the zoo. One morning, I go to my car to go to work, and there’s a peacock. Not in the zoo, but just hanging out in the park. As soon as I got to work that morning, I called the zoo, thinking I’d be a hero for reporting a wild animal escape, and they were like, “Oh, yeah, thanks. He’s been getting out a lot because there’s a truck over there he likes. We’ll send someone out this afternoon to get him.”

I learned 3 things:

1. Peacock escapes are not uncommon.
2. Peacocks like trucks.
3. Peacock escapes do not require immediate action, in fact, if reported first thing in the morning, somebody might get around to retrieving him in the afternoon.

We need to cook, Jesse, cuz Weird Al ain’t fuckin’ around!

I see the dilemma here. On the one hand, it’s a very important moment in his relationship with his son. On the other hand, tacos.

He looks a lot like one of our boys. He’s a distinguished, older gentleman.

I’m cool with more aurora borealis. I was only able to see a dull red glow during the last solar storm.

I don’t like grave dancing. I kept silent when Kirk was killed out of respect for his family. I kept quiet yesterday out of respect for the Cheney family. But when they pull this shit, the gloves are off.

First of all, although the first response was brilliant, it should have been, “Jesus tried to stop the BLEEDING, but forgot there was a hole in his hand.” It evokes better visuals, plus you could modify the statue to better represent his final moments.

Eh, I had another one, but I think I need to workshop it a bit before it’s ready for prime-time. It’s about how a future generation might interpret this statue. There’s potential there, I think.

That’s all I have for now. I’ll be back to mock this right-wing glurge further if I think of anything else.

Cool! This guy changed how I use my dishwasher.

And Jim Banks isn’t even the dumbest Republican in the Senate. That honor goes to Tommy Tuberville, hands down.

I can already feel the broken wrist I could get from this post.

That’s great news! Thanks for sharing.

This one is the closest to what I’m used to seeing. Cheeky little bastards, but impossible not to love.