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2 months agoYou can’t heal the past, but you can soothe the future.
Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
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18·2 months agoHey! Don’t fuckin bring me into this shit.
59·2 months agoHahahahahah yes, drink your toilet moonshine and die you disgusting fuck.
Now go do that out in the real world and feel how amazing it feels to tell some asshole to go fuck themself, it’s part of my therapy now.
Ok.
Do it, it’s so much fun.
The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.
10·2 months agoDun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun,
Dun dun, dun
slings 10-year-old across room ‘like Superman’
Like did the kid fly across the bus like superman or did he pick him up and throw him like superman.
The dogs a chihuahua who thinks it fought in the Vietnam war.
46·2 months agoNinja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.
This is why people get hit with a frypan.
11·2 months agoI plot my revenge on the people who slight me.
Fuck the bible.
I tried, but I kept getting paper cuts.
Me: Just one small coffee thanks.
America:
All those years of training focus and control, came into action that day.
I’m not defending the cartel’s, I’m just pointing out that this form of “help” will be more destructive if Mexico allows Trump to drone attack whatever he wants in the country, because he already thinks most Mexicans are criminals or rapists, so what’s stopping him from just drone bombing the shit out of the country because he believes he’s killing criminals?
He’s happy to see Americans get killed by his actions, you think he’s gonna give a shit about killing Mexicans?
*Starts ramming the truck with my car*