Then there’s all of those gas station pills

Long story short, I got evicted

I had 20 minutes to grab everything I could. So I grabbed my cat and my laptop and a suitcase full of clothes, and I was out the door.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nice

More of these stickers, please

Once I offered to buy John Waters a drink, and the bartender got offended

Edit: at the very idea that John Waters would ever be charged for a drink

How fucking dare you!

Now that’s what I call Law & Order!

*Kurt

My cat is so offended right now

I meme with the guy I wanna fuck? Well played.

Not until it’s a real thing that actually exists. As of now, it’s just some imaginary bullshit to get investors excited…

OK, that sounds nice, but until it’s a commercially available product, I won’t hold my breath

Apparently, you also explosively diarrhea on your desk

No judgment

whatever

I thought this community was getting a bit too friendly lately

Quality shit post

Oh, I see what you mean. Yeah, the design has certainly inspired a lot of imitations.

I use the super secret system of telling my favorite YouTubers how disappointed I am that they’re not gay when they announce that they’re having a baby

(but, oh boy, was it fun!)