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I’m gonna buy an ambulance and make millions of dollars being the world’s most expensive uber driver
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Fediverse@lemmy.world•Lemmy's active userbase has been stable since September 2025English
17·1 day agoi’m no line expert but i see a teeny tiny downward trend
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Yo mama opens your source for that
30·2 days agotouch your mother
would’ve been better without “deliriously”. brevity is the soul of wit, meaning a five syllable adverb has no fucking place in any joke
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•This needs to happenEnglish
10·2 days ago“He’s our SON, Elon! His name is…wait how do you pronounce it again”
in general, no matter what site i’m on, i assume about half the traffic is bots. which means you are…<flips coin> heads. phew! thought you were a bot
the “fell for it again award” meme shows up on 4chan’s /pol/ board a lot. believe or not, not everyone there is a brainwashed fascist. sure, most of them are, but not all
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Don't worry - I know you're all good citizens of the Res Publica who appreciate the harvest!
3·2 days agoi’ve posted a bunch here under different usernames. this is the one username i’m sticking with because i was manic as fuck when i had the other ones last year
I have a feeling that all the OpenAI employees switch to Claude once they leave work
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Don't worry - I know you're all good citizens of the Res Publica who appreciate the harvest!
3·2 days agoall my memes are OC. i’ve seen the memes this site has to offer and somehow they’re even worse than the ones on reddit. actually they’re a LOT fucking worse that the ones on reddit. shit is like r/forwardsfromgrandma
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•More than 1,000 events planned in US after ICE shootings in Minneapolis and Portland
9·3 days agoim gonna show up to one of them in an ice cream truck but CREAM will be in big letters so people know i’m not the bad ice
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•they only turn on the body cam for the money shotEnglish
7·3 days agoseriously? dude it’s just text
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•ICE = modern day BrownshirtsEnglish
5·4 days agoThis post has five words
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL: People in Georgia (the country) have been protesting every day for over 400 daysEnglish
2·4 days agofuck the tbilisi tpolisi
Ancient Aliens has entered the chat
ls -U #GEAUX TIGERS!
they don’t call them “froggos”, they’re just “frogs”. a frog is either a pepe or an apu. an apu is like a cute lil pepe
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPto
linuxmemes@lemmy.world•found a linuxbro out in the wild
12·4 days agowc -lshould give you the same thing with the long names since the line count is still the same
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•they only turn on the body cam for the money shotEnglish
13·4 days agoi couldn’t figure out what was going on. first time the cursor got in the screenshot and i couldn’t get it out



tbh it’s fine and i use it a lot more than bash.