Why are my only options fight or perish? Why can’t I just vibe?

People suck and will cause suffering.

In other news: Sky blue, water wet.

Next time I play Monopoly as the banker I’m just gonna print money and collapse the economy.

Who’s the fuzzy guy over the shoulder of the woman the man is looking at?

That’s what I am.

So all I need to do to get every cop in town somewhere specific so I can break the law with impunity is an anonymous tip?

Getting banned from a .ml instance is a fediverse right of passage

Sorry, I am both too elevated and inebriated to have recognized your wordplay

And yet somehow my dumb fartbox of a car is making twice as many miles per gallon on premium

The problem is that $100 million USD is enough to live off the largesse of the land without doing labor yourself. I think if you want to earn what your land produces you must work it.

It’s a lot less effort to satisfy someone who wishes to be satisfied.

No that made perfect sense as someone whose retirement plan is wandering into the wilderness.

If a woman isn’t insatiable for me I’m not interested

Awesome now I have to hate Thomas the Tank Engine

garlic

That’s it, get the LLMs fighting

Remember when the future was so bright you had to wear shades?

Pepperidge Farms remembers

I never poop better than after a nice meal of cabbage.

My favorite way to cabbage is to put a purple cabbage and a red onion in a big jar with a lot of vinegar, a little honey, and some spices.

You can put it on burgers or in salads or eat it on its own

Cabbage is such an underrated vegetable. Cheap, versatile, healthy, quick, and easy to prepare.

The top 10% of earners account for 50% of consumer spending.

As long as that’s the case nobody cares if anyone else can afford anything.