dude just look at the taliban and know that’s where we’re headed. except jesus flavored. divorce is irrelevant if all you have to do is accuse your wife of something and…“redeem your family’s honor”

and if the (forced into marriage) wife wants a divorce? “LOL shut your filthy whore mouth and get back in the kitchen”

the quotas aren’t there to get all the illegals out, the quotas are there to get the illegals AND the legals out

don’t forget to doom metal while you doom the dooms

i went this exact route a few months ago–along with anna’s archive, best investment ever

i’m sure he’ll be happy to know that all talk of black history, period, will be gone, as soon as pres elmo gets his way

nothing triggers fragile white nationalist bumpkins like 1/12th of the year being set aside to recognize black people

yea…fucking hilarious how maga sheep all of a sudden seemed to shut the fuck up about egg prices

possibly. but also maybe people just grew up thinking you’re supposed to need a steak knife to cut your eggs. kind of like how most people think folgers instant is exactly the same as the $20/lb coffee

i think i’m the only person on earth who prefers eggs that aren’t burnt af

we are like 11 days in and have already become more officially fascist than not, and you think the painfully tiresome wHaTaBoUt bullshit is “balance” because you say it is? GTFO

every day it gets more incredible to me that people are so fucking addicted to fake validation and fake likes from fake friends that they still use fucking twitter

english is dumb. why do we say “hands,” but we don’t say “foots”? why does “goose” become “geese,” but “moose” doesn’t become “meese”? why is “led” the past tense of “lead,” but “red” is not the past tense of “read”? why don’t “good” and “food” rhyme? LIGHT becomes LIT, fight becomes FOUGHT. peek becomes peeked, seek becomes SOUGHT

i could do this all day, but i willn’t