He’s Steve.

Jesus, John – quit being a senator and just go record podcasts in your truck for a living.

I’ll give you everything I own for this…

(Jokes on you, I don’t own anything)

Well, okay. But you gain 1d4 less determination per round than usual, unless you pass a WIS check.

Thanks, Norm.

“Stripped of all flesh, your bones bleach in the sun. It fills you with determination.”

“People called romanes they go into the house?”

No worries! I know it’s silly but I’m still in love with the Vita, so I had that link in my back pocket.

Elon: “I want Grok to be an infallible source of truth.”

Engineer: “But that’s impos–you just want it to be you, don’t you.”

Elon: “Yes, make it me.”

mage spends an entire long rest memorizing half a dozen spells by heart

mage forgets battle plan instantly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

I mean…

Lol, seems like the team that ported it just really loves the Wii U. They’ve done a few other games for it as well.

I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

Gotta spend money to make money!

Well, according to one source:

At X, her base salary was reportedly $6 million, according to Market Realist. In addition to this, she was eligible for up to $2 million in annual performance bonuses and received $4 million in stock options spread across a three-year term.

So if she stuck around another year she’d have gotten another ~$1.3 million in stock options. Guess she figured it wasn’t worth it.

Musk finally gets Grok how he wanted it and they shut it off… he must be crying tonight

“MY METAL BOY! 😢”

Unless the thief has real good insurance, they better have brought their life savings to the pharmacy with them.

It’s not that you can’t go, it’s just wherever you happen to be suddenly becomes the most comfortable surface you’ve ever laid on.

I told my doctor I didn’t have any energy…