Black Lives Matter is selling wild horses?? Seems off message, but go off I guess.

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Woosh straight over my head

It’s like belle (miss piggy) saying “what a hideous beast” and it’s just a guy

Beauty and the Beast but the Beast is the only Real person and he turns into a muppet at the end

I really hope no one is sharing their cycle information with LinkedIn

I’ve been touched by Stan. He came into me. I love Stan and he loves me, he loves everyone. He’ll come in you too if you ask him, it will change your life.

I am cat man

Uh oh Deep, if you put more than five seconds of thought into your religion you might lose it. Remember any doubts you have about Christianity were planted in your mind by the devil to lead you away from God. They are definitely not your own rational thoughts!

Three is one thing, but four? Bro’s going above and beyond.

That’s from the vibrato in your umm… voice

What do you think fascism is?

Donald Trump isn’t creeping, he’s speed running, and voting did put him in office. Also fascism did not exist during the civil war it was invented in 1919.

It might not stop fascism, but it did allow fascism to take hold. Voting did let the genie out of the bottle in a new and horrifying way.

These companies with no discernible services or usefulness to society are simply too big to fail!

Even if they will never and could never become rich, just in case.

Oh my god. How did I not know this? I’m pretty sure this is what ruined my December.

My dad jokes are mirthshattering, 6.7-6.9 magnumdude on the sighsmograph

Soy chorizo de soja

The same teacher who was once hung from a tree by Harry’s dad for being in love with Harry’s mom