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Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    It’s not an UFO anymore if you catch it.

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      Hmm… Even of you catch it, you don’t necessarily know where is it from, what it wants or what is it capable of. So still unidentified?

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        It’s not flying anymore.

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          So if I understand correctly: I should not catch my plane. If I do, it won’t fly anyway. Gotcha.

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          That’s true. I feel dumb now

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            Missing a detail happens to everybody.

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