• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
    3·
    6 days ago

    The core of humor is exaggeration. The joke is that it only took 3 hours, and not the usual 3 years past their 18th birthday.

      • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
        0·
        6 days ago

        And it’s not creepy in the slightest that this handsome, successful, rich middle-aged celebrity stops dating these young women right around the age the brain fully matures…

        • Amanduh@lemm.ee
          2·
          6 days ago

          If they’re consenting adults and well aware of his habits then why do you care?

          • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
            0·
            6 days ago

            I think you’re assuming the second part, right?

            That said, it’s been rumored forever that he’s at least bi and uses them as beards so 🤷‍♂️

            If he ever was a lying sleezeball about it, you can’t argue this or the next one is unaware of the rules.

              • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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                6 days ago

                I think it’s more that his “preference” implies he’s a bit of a shallow fuckboi who views women as objects with expiration dates. Or at least that he views relationships as mere transactions.

                I’m not sure why everyone is surprised that an actor might not actually be as nice as he seems in his PR appearances 🤷‍♂️