The wife sets out fruit for the birds, and then this bugger steals it. Very guilty face!

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    21 days ago

    Please let him know I’ll defend him pro-bono against these allegations. Everyone else became an expert in bird-law, I went a different route and became a primate paralegal

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        21 days ago

        According to animal law adding any form of waste onto another object means you own it… You are now his property