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“Why don’t we just skip the middleman and I fuck you instead?”
You didn’t have to sell me on it that hard, daddy.
Yikes. I thought we finally grew out of the “toxic overbearing father” trope.
It’s a trope because these people exist.
“Why don’t I have grandkids?”
Best way to cringe your daughter’s boyfriend out of having sex with her in my opinion
“Is that why she’s an only child? Because having sex with your wife is like having sex with half your daughter?”
It’s a weird line of reasoning that doesn’t actually make any sense.
I’ll do it while looking right into his eyes out of pure spite.
Jokes on you, pops.
