Transcript
[Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon answers the ringing phone] Liz yells: JON RUN! Jon: Oh, hey Liz! Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! [Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall] Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS! Garfield: Hi, Jon [The phone drops to the ground] Liz screams: DON’T FUCK HIM!


Garfield is a hybrid gluttony and sloth demon and I will not abide this slanderous misidentification.
Objection!!!
You can be a fat, lazy fuck. That means gluttony, sloth and lust are all compatible your honor.
You haven’t presented any evidence of lust in the character. It’s not even clear if he’s neutered or not.