ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square115linkfedilinkarrow-up11.12K
arrow-up11.12KimageThat’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square115linkfedilink
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoI need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoWell, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoMeanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan: “I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Per hour.
I need at least ten minutes per poop… If I get three poop breaks per hour then I’m spending more time pooping than literally anything else…
Well, that’s what you get when you sign up for the budget plan. Take it or leave it.
Meanwhile, on the premium, previously-poop-break-free plan:
“I’m altering the agreement to now include poop breaks. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”