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      And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!

      Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.

      But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that’s terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.

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          This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.

          I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”