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Transcript

A witch comforts her sister Agatha, who sits at the kitchen table crying.

Witch Sister: Agatha, what’s wrong?

Agatha: The doctor said I can’t have kids.

Witch Sister: Now, now - food allergies aren’t the end of the world.

  • brem@lemmy.world
    14·
    9 days ago

    This is hilarious & Hansel and Gretel deserved to be eaten

    A world without children being devoured by witches in the woods is a world without ‘Charlie & The Chocolate Factory’, mind you

    …so don’t judge

  • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
    6·
    8 days ago

    She could eat vegan children. But then that’s all she’ll talk about at the quickening.

    • zabadoh@ani.social
      1·
      7 days ago

      Vegan meat substitutes are highly processed foods and generally high in sodium.

      Acquiring vegan powers in that manner come at a high price to your body.