“Fast casual sex” implies the existence of “michelin rated sex”.
Competitive sex is porn. They literally give out awards every year in Vegas.
yeeeeeeeeeees!
I know it’s just a joke and I know I’m taking this way too seriously but the “<adj> thing implies the existence of <opposite adj> thing” meme really annoys me, because no it doesn’t imply that at all.
you are right about taking it too seriously haha
The existence of a meme being annoying when taken too seriously implies the existence of the meme not being annoying when not taken seriously.
Pretty beat to death for sure, though this still made me do a brief chuckle.
I’m in the 100m dash, trying to get sub 10s.
Tinder
I’m ranked at Bronze I after a decade or so playing.
Many aspire to reach bronze
It exists. A few years ago, it was supposed to be arranged in a venue in Sweden, but the event was cancelled for some reason. Apparently, there are judges that judge based on different factors, like quality of foreplay and sensuality. So apparently not a race, but more like a dancing competition.
I really don’t know, and I’m just paraphrasing what was mentioned on a radio broadcast back then.
The DRM on competitive sex is really annoying though, practically excludes Linux users.
…as a Linux user, there are Linux users having casual sex?
Yes. With comparability layer called wine
Yeah, but it’s a gender segregated league
That’s actually just the high skill level challenge pool.
All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.
Or highly orchestrated with costumes and decorations and a theme.
White tie sex
Hm but the opposite could also be committed couldn’t it?
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It’s graded on speed, endurance, technique and style
Speed is the worst category.
Dude it’s not golf - the goal is to have the highest score.
Depends on the category.
Isn’t that the porn industry?
I mean, there are definitely avenues to go pro.
Speedruns seem fun
any% sex champion here…
What about Business Casual Sex?
At work but in the broom closet.
With the rope.
This sounds like a new version of Clue.
So, just porn?
“professional” ≠ “competitive”
They do have award shows though. That makes it competitive, at least for some of the movies.
