SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up11.18K
arrow-up11.18KimageIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square66linkfedilink
minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoI’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
minus-squareInitiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoFantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.
I’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
Fantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.