President Donald Trump has signed an executive order declaring English as the official language of the United States, saying it will help ensure a "unified and cohesive society” in a nation that has long prided itself on being the “melting pot of the world.”
how many times can you add the extra ‘u’, flip around ‘er/re’, or use a british term or slang no ‘real american’ would understand, before you’re obligated to have beans for breakfast?
Just start using Cockney rhyming slang.
80s valley girl would be like so totally rad and stuff.