Hi fellow selfhosters!

What hostnames do you use for your systems and services?
And maybe why if it’s an interesting story.

I’ll start:
Steam Deck: krax
Smartphone: krix (once I get LineageOS installed again)
MiniPC: krux
Reserved for future use: krex & krox

Creative, I know. 😅 The names have no deeper meaning. The x comes from Linux. That’s it.

I know some of you use god names of certain pantheons, such as Thor. But I find that boring as a lot of people are doing that.  
 
 

Now let your pants down and tell me all about

your embarrassing host names!

  • Shirogane Ryu@r.nf
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    22 minutes ago

    I Used Gondolin for my PC but after reinstalling I didn’t put it back on and left the default

  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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    For my ProxMox server stuff I went with Lord of the Rings. The idea being the servers would be locations and the VMs would characters.

    So right now my main server is Rivendell, and my PiHole on it is Gandalf (“You shall not pass!” Heehee eventually he’ll have OPNSense too…)

    If I get HomeAssistant at some point, obviously that’ll be Samwise!

    My Klipper VM for 3D printing is Celebrimbor, and the individual printers are named after various deities or myth figures of crafting/smithing/creativity like Brigid and Eitri.

    For my client devices, I name my personal hardware after BattleTech mechs and that works well. It’s intuitive because I can line up various roles and weight classes.

    So my main desktop is Timberwolf, and my laptops are named after light mechs like Kitfox or Mistlynx.

    Phones and tablets I don’t really care about, they usually just name themselves after their model anyway. :)

  • somenonewho@feddit.org
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    39 minutes ago

    Naming my devices after stars. Specifically stars in Ursa-Major

    Desktop: alioth Laptop: alkaid Smartphone: alcor SteamDeck: dubhe Server: sarir

  • clif@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Mine are named after the penguins from the Madagascar movie : Skipper, Private, Kowalski, and Rico.

    Unfortunately there’s only four so I often supplement with a suffix. For example, I’ve got an old windows laptop kicking around that is “rico-w”

    … I should really commit to a naming scheme with a wider array of options.

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    I named mine after Rocket League cars.

    • Octane (main desktop)
    • Breakout (laptop)
    • Dominus (laptop; older, larger)
  • Fillicia@sh.itjust.works
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    4 hours ago

    I go for the unoriginal but oh so simple: location-type-No

    So HL-SRV-01 is “homelab server no 1”

    HS-DSK-02 is “House desktop no2”

    NA-LPT-01 is “Not Applicable” because this is my admin laptop that I expect to move around a lot so I always treat it as high-risk.

  • SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml
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    13 hours ago

    I started with pirates of the carribean, so…

    blackpearl: main PC Redpearl: raspberry pi Purplepearl: refurbished laptop. The router is … router

    The phone is zizidane (“donkey dick” in French, also playword on Zinedine Zidane).

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    15 hours ago

    I have three Proxmox nodes named: acid1, freebones, and a partially decommissioned node aptly named pve

    acid1 was named from a sticker I got in a big collection. I was extra sold on the name when I did some research into acid1 tests.

    freebones is from an inside joke from a GPT3.5 bot I terribly finetuned using my friend groups entire chat history. At one point the bot randomly said “algebra: you get free bones” and I kind of just ran with that

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    14 hours ago

    So many answers!!

    First it was from planets from Ursula Le Guin’s Hainish cycle.

    Now it’s the names of birds visiting my feeder: chickadee, titmouse, mockingbird, etc.

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      This is the most solar punk answer ever! XD Love it. That’s really neat. I struggle so much with naming schemes.

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    18 hours ago

    I’ve named my last few computers after planets, with disks named after moons.

    When I worked at Microsoft they had all kinds of clusters - OurGang with Spanky, Darla, Alfalfa… Addams with Gomez etc, Disney with Mickey, etc.

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      Gotta say, from what I’ve heard from the trenches, “insanity” and “madness” sound like fantastic names for printers or print servers, but the router also makes perfect sense! Lol

  • Drewski@lemmy.sdf.org
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    21 hours ago

    I usually name my devices after Greek gods and godesses; Artemis, Hermes, Metis, Athena, Apollo etc.

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    18 hours ago

    I use the most boring names: LASTNAME-LAPTOP LASTNAME-PHONE LASTNAME-SERVER LASTNAME-ROUTER

    But, living in tight suburban spaces, I’m never confused whether a device is mine or somebody else’s.