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How does the free gravel thing work? Can I just summon it in a location of my choice? Or is there a guy who delivers it to me?
It spawns in your gizzard
Gravel ofc. Just imagine being able to provide every construction site on earth with cheap gravel with no cost at all. I’d be the first billionaire on earth who didn’t fuck other people over to be absurdly rich.
Thought the same thing but it doesn’t say how the gravel is obtained. I assume there’s still going to be transportation costs and “life” could be as short as how long it takes to be smothered by a heap of free gravel. I am suspicious.
3 for sure. Depending on how teleporting into other objects works, and how fast you can spam it, you could get some serious work done with a power like that.
yeah, #3 is a time machine if you can spam it faster than light can travel 7 inches
When you play Noita you discover that the way to move fast is to teleport shorter distance possible and spam it. It is also better for avoiding obstacles
Number seven. And then piss off every “pea under shell” trickster, because you can see which shells are empty.
I’ll give you a hint, they’re all empty.
But aren’t the shells more covers than containers?
Wait did you just take all of them?
Can run as fast as Albert Einstein
Now, or when he was alive?
yes.
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10 hours younger. Lol
Gravel is expensive if you’re doing a lot of landscaping. I’ll supply all of the entrepeneurs in the area and make a fortune.
This.
Free gravel for life is OP! (probly gets nerfed in the next update)For real, free gravel for life is the choice. You can start a gravel business and sell that shit. According to Google a 100ft driveway can cost upwards of $3k to gravel.
The real question is, does free gravel mean you can spawn gravel? Or buy it for free? Both require a good amount of logistical planning to take advantage of to build a gravel empire
If you can spawn it, you technically have the solution to entropy, possibly also free energy.
what if you have to pass it piece by piece from your bladder
Let’s hear what the oysters are up to…
The logistics isn’t that much of a problem. Start small and make yourself a name by being trustworthy and way cheaper than the competition. If you succeed at this stage you can hire people and expand in no time.
With a 12ft width, that’s about 15-18” subbase, which is overkill. Wondering if that $3k includes installation.
A manga artist would find a way to make one of these the most op power in their entire universe. “I can fill anyones lungs with gravel with just a thought” or " i teleported 5 cms into you and severed a nerve in your spine that paralyzes you for life"
Shhh! Thats Elasta-girl’s big secret!
3 or 7.
Doesn’t mention any cooldown on the teleport so I could probably spam it which would make it useful.
7 sounds stupid but it could be actually useful in some situations.
Most humans can already teleport 7 inches instantly… It’s called walking. The free gravel is where it’s at!
Do you use a different definition of ‘instantly’ or do you have some secret arcane knowledge
I ran the quarter mile in 1 pico-second back in school.
So, both?
Free gravel. That’s building material. You can always sell building material.
But then you would never learn the secrets of the oysters.
secrets of the oysters.
Yo, this dirty ocean water be bussin’
Pretty sure the only thing oysters will say to you is “fuck off”.
I could make them talk.
I cannot tell you how many ways free gravel for life would help me, but it’s definitely a lot
Pun not intended
But if it’s free, you can’t sell it. Otherwise it would no longer be free.
EDITH: I’m surprised how many downvotes your getting for posting a shit post in a shitposting community :-D
Free for me, not for thee.
In a world where some people can control toasters with their mind, free gravel disappears as soon as you put a price tag on it. I’m sorry if you don’t like that, but I don’t make the rules.
I don’t make the rules.
Really? Because that rule wasn’t in the original question and you just made it up.
The original question also doesn’t state that gravity attracts everything but oysters or that Albert Einstein has two runny noses. But that’s how it is. These are just the basic rules of the fantasy pill world. Everybody knows that (at least I thought so).
With comprehension like that You could be a financial advisor for the US government.
In order to do that I’d have to take 💊 № 1 though, so I’d be able to communicate with people who are sℏellfish.
Number three will get you through most all fences, walls, and locked doors. Become ungovernable.
Hopefully it’s a7 inch gap, if it’s 7 inches from center mass you’re not really fully shifting position.
And the minute you do it wrong you’ve fused with a fence or a steel door or something and are probably dead so it would require a ton of practice to know your limits
Being able to teleport into a region already containing air without creating a nuclear blast requires that you can already either instantly displace the air in the target region (which would make a Very Loud Noise) or switch places with it, so there are possible interpretations of the power where teleporting into a fence would leave behind a detached section of fence or bend it out of your way
I think I’m normal teleporting scenarios it doesn’t allow you to teleport into ‘objects’, though obviously there has to be some exception for air or it’s basically worthless. I don’t think I’ve ever seen any scenario where you displace anything other than gas?
You would still need to be able to displace suspended particles, bacteria, and small insects, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to teleport outside of a clean room
True, so I guess in this case the possibility would be that you could get stuck in an object by displacing it, but by continuously displacing, theoretically you could get unstuck
You could pass through anything as long as you’re willing to destroy it in the process
If you work in demolition you could take out a wall by continuously teleporting through it, if you wanted to do typical superhero stuff it would be good in a fight but nonlethal attacks aren’t really an option
True, though this doesn’t cover whether you’d feel the effects of the teleportation, or I guess also how fast you could teleport. Teleporting through air is probably not crazy, but if only every atom of you teleports into solid steel or rock, you’ll basically be stuck for as long as your brain takes to process the next teleportation. If you don’t do it with a full breath you can’t breath in, your hairs might get stuck from tiny muscle movements, if your eyes are open, they are now just touching rock or steel, I think it would require some practice to know the right like “body preparation” to do without harming yourself.
What you gotta do is carry a small object and hold it in front of you, and then teleport forward and back so that the object goes into and out of the lock, breaking it.
I too assume it’s 7" from center of mass. So not even beyond the boundary of my body.
True true
Would need the details on some of these.
- The empty container depends on the definition of “container” and “empty”. If a house is a container for people it’s easy to rob when empty. If you have to be looking at an airless vacuum it’s dogshit. Otherwise I’m sure you could make money with a creative gambling scheme.
- Gravel for life, like an infinite bucket full? Or the typical “for life” shit where you just get one trailer full dumped in your driveway every year for 60 years. Probably an overrated pick.
- Teleporting is almost certainly the best pick. Is there a cool down? Do you keep momentum? Can it be in any direction? Does it take the same effort as walking? If you can spam it at the speed thought, you’re now flying. Even with a CD you could be a world class athlete in a lot of sports. Or just do simple stuff like reach a high shelf or teleport out of handcuffs.
Or just do simple stuff like reach a high shelf or teleport out of handcuffs.
Teleporting out of you handcuffs also implies you’d lose your clothes every time you teleport.
I don’t see the issue?
Usually bodies are more than 7 inches wide, so you wouldn’t end up naked, but with a t-shirt somewhere inside your body. So if it works like that, I’d advise you not to choose that pill. That is, unless you’re an oyster.
Can I use .3 as some sort of short-range contiguous Alcubierre drive, by using it repeatedly very fast?
Being able to see inside empty containers has its uses because you can always check if you can see into it and know something’s in it. Knowing IF something has contents can be plenty useful.
