Purely a marketing issue. Instead of “trim pieces falling off at speed”, call it the Cyclist Beheader™.

Show those Wokeys who’s boss!

The asshole is an asshole on purpose.
The narcissist couldn’t stop acting like an asshole even if they tried.

Depends. Where I live, it takes me:
100 minutes to walk to work,
60 minutes by bus (direct connection),
40 minutes by train (actually 10 min by train and 30 min walk to the station and to work),
30 minutes by car in rush hour traffic, and
25 minutes by bicycle

Klabusterbeeren
Klabusterbeeren are “berries” out of cotton and hair, which you can only harvest from your ass crack.
Also known as Winterkirschen (winter cherries).

Camacho actually wanted to solve the country’s problems.

KDE has the most options out of the box. You can make it look like Gnome, or act like a tiling window manager, or like Windows 7, 10 or 11, just with the options it contains from the start.
Gnome comes with almost no options. If you add extensions, or know enough to make your own, the sky is the limit. But I wouldn’t call that “customizable”, you can write your own themes for Plasma, too.
Xfce is another one that’s very flexible. But it’s very hard to get it to look and feel modern, it will always be an old school desktop, no matter what theming and added docks you throw at it.

Some make it easier, though.

Fun fact: In the EU, you can’t do this.

Musk is the type of guy to send a mail to a newly hired Junior dev at 4am, saying “migrate this shit to Rust, you have 6 hours.”

Keyboards are the obvious one.
The standard keyboard layout is designed to slow down typing, because typing too fast lead to the arms of a typewriter hitting each other.
And why is one of the most accessible large keys fucking Capslock?
And why is there empty space around the cursor keys, so you have to use WASD as a workaround in games?
I’m not even talking about the menu key, Windows key and Copilot key.

The other one are bicycles. An aerodynamic riding position is uncomfortable for most people, so is the saddle, and when you break too hard, you fly head-first into whatever you were trying to avoid. Recumbent bicycles are better in almost every way.

I feel like plastic packaging in general has become much harder to rip open at the seam.
Anyone else notice this, or am I just much weaker now?

Protip: Buy the XXXXXL size, throw it over your junk, then shrink-wrap it with a heat gun.

How the FUCK has he the authority to do that?

Using a url that’s just some dude’s name makes this so much worse.

-1 hour, impressive!

Outrun, obviously.

to rebuild our position of authority and influence in the global stage
…it’s definitely doable in our lifetimes.

Nope. It would take 20 years to rebuild the soft power, connections and goodwill the US has now lost.
But in 20 years, China will have taken over the role the US used to have on the world stage.
They aren’t even the less moral option anymore.

During my lifetime, the view people have of the US has completely changed.
It used to be “When I grow up, I want to move there.” and “Oh, you went to the US on vacation? AWESOME”.
Now it’s “Why the fuck would you go there, are you stupid?”

Nah. Just go all in with Slackware.

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