And if the work experience kid accidentally opens your bathysphere you get forced through a 1 inch gap at 500km/h.

True story, it happened.

No booze for me! Just my 12 step program, fresh air, clean water, the grace of a loving God, and a twenty of fenty

Someone way better at editing gifs than me should edit the 5th element “We’re sending somebody in to negotiate!” Scene to have tux superimposed over Bruce Willis

Low-key great distro name

Ah fuck I just assumed I had random muscle cramps in my chest from a fight I had in highschool. Always third rib from the bottom,on the left, about 45 degrees off center

Are U mad they would fight, or mate

This meme is so old it could vote. For Regan.

Uh mine gets kicked accidentally at least once a day despite me trying to be careful. She is orange, though. She gets so excited for food that shin-headbutts slow down the food-getting process by 3/4ths.

Try asking in german

Compliment the endurance of their lettuces

They’ve stolen 10 of them since December

Nor the US Navy 😬

Wrong strait homie

If my cat could understand the absolutely filthy names I call her she probably would not come home anymore.

You can’t lose a fight if you’re not there!

“I dub thee ser Dicksalot”

I’ll be like the oil tanker level measuring fella in Waterworld when the MIRVs rend the sky over my city. Oh, thank god.

Anticapitalist badthink. Prepare the mechanical hound.

The “I use arch btw” of eating chicken

Don’t ruin this for him!