Mine is the Roborock Q Revo. I paid about $1000 AUD for it. A regular decent bagless vac costs about $400.

If it was, Kahled Sheik Mohammed would be the world heavyweight champion

Some apes, filming a group of chimpanzees

Same. Mine vaccums, sweeps and mops. I refill the water tank once a week and replace the bag once a month. Everything is so clean.

It has eaten a few naughty things though. It are a USB cable, it dragged my laptop off a sofa, and it entangled itself in a plastic sheet that was draped over my coffee table and dragged some acrylic paints and a litre of wash water off onto itself. Made a big mess. I also changed its spoken language to Vietnamese for a laugh, then when I changed my wifi router, I had to learn how to follow instructions in Vietnamese to reconfigure it to the new SSID.

Is it sending a map of my house to the CCP? Probably. Is that useful information for them? Probably not.

This does not spark cucumber

"A call is fine but I’ll still need a summary in an email from you before I’ll action it.’

I would like to introduce tentacle guy to tranquilizer man.

Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails

Yeah but it has 400mg of caffeine.

Russian conscripts were being sent to the front with foot wraps instead of socks in 2023.

A sock is topologically just a doiley

I have a smart meter that allows grid controllers to remotely charge and discharge my battery to smooth out high demand peaks (I earn money from it) but I haven’t been able to record a coherent bitstream from it with my SDR yet. I assume it’s encrypted and/or proprietary data.

My wife waiting for the cum to dry so she can wash her face:

Rolling on the laughing floor my fucking ass off?

Therapist: German Pokemon names aren’t real, they can’t hurt you!

German Pokemon names:

Don’t worry about it bro. We passed the point of no (practical) return 40 years ago. Climate collapse and extinction is inevitable.

Burger President

Sometimes I wonder if the FBI guy assigned to monitor my suspicions online activities upvotes, or downvotes my comments.

Pour a bucket of water over it for liquid cooling

TIL too. I just checked it and apparently Billie Eilish and Indian Cricket Team are top in my recommends. I’m indifferent to Billie Eilish and I don’t watch cricket.