Goose meme: Where do the original files come from? Where do the pirates get the files in the first place?!

Women are crazy.

They love watching true crime about horrible serial killers, but if you show them your collection of severed trophy ears, they run for the hills.

Jokes on them though, I can run faster.

They are going to call this terrorism.

That means they are terrified

Tibet

Concealed carry Electronic Warfare suite has arrived.

Booing when a Boeing plane lands safely because you updated your life insurance for nothing.

Thermostat is displaying bullshit? Always has been.

Jail

The average modern website steals more personal data than this from you when you visit

Is the nice lady still inside?

“Yes hello I am your security detail, don’t worry I brought exactly enough bullets.”

Cumrags?

Buffal-oh…

Gameboy WorkAdult

They worked so much together they didn’t even have time to find good, sturdy wives! What a noble sacrifice!

It’s possible for these to be one person.

Why?

B: drive was the.other floppy drive!

Hundred bucks a week for food? For 1 person?

The more you post, the more Lemmycoin you mine.