“am I a joke to you?”

I guess that technically counts as a public sex forest then

Remember: no matter how faulty you are, he will always be faultier.

People have jailbroken the Car Thing and are using them to control home automation/media playback and display information.

I’m guessing that, unlike the Spotify Car Thing, there’s no conceivably useful application a jailbroken one of these could be repurposed for.

90s goth culture has a lot to answer for

“Doge” is also a Venetian leader’s title which comes from the Latin “dux”, and thus is related to Mussolini’s title “Duce”. Nazis love dogwhistles, and making one whose surface meaning hints at it being a dogwhistle must have been irresistible for them.

Is the gopnik-looking guy in the red tracksuit meant to be a Russian troll farm operative?

Someone needs to tell Carole Cadwallader to move her resistance headquarters out of the Nazi bar. There are a lot of people who’d subscribe to her journalism if it didn’t also involve funding the enemy.

Phallosaurus is not real and can’t hurt you

Or, in the Bard’s own words:

“Let’s eat a burrito, and watch as time flies, like Cupid’s mosquitoes, ‘neath Windows 95 skies”

There was a comedian who had a routine that went something like “my sister’s husband is German. Whenever he visits the US, he says that you just can’t get good bagels in Germany. I said, “and whose fault is that?” “

A stirring example of the kinds of proletarian solidarity impossible in a capitalist society, nothing more

Garbage-tier life goals

No, use Hannah Montana Linux like a normal person

Eight year olds, dude!

Presumably quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

We have an American commercial illustrator named Warner Sallman to blame for the canonical Jesus’ melanin deficit.

I have never heard of her, though if asked to guess what someone with a name like hers is known for, I’d have guessed porn.

Nazi lives matter a little. You can tally them up to keep score.