Except we can tell that you didn’t…

Uptime: 237 days

Violence is never the best option. But sometimes you get pushed far enough into a corner that it becomes the most likely.

/s if that wasn’t obvious

On Lemmy, yes. On Facebook, not so much.

Which billionaire should we buy water from? There are only like a dozen companies that own everything.

Duh. We’ve always been at war with East Asia…

Trump has always wanted us to leave NATO. I think we’re going to get expelled soon with the direction we’re going now.

Turns out Ghina got really good at renewables while we were deliberately looking away. And Ghina is too big to invade. Guess we’ll have to double down on oil. And somehow these guys have more oil than the Saudis. Not for long…

It’s already in disrepair after the current owner tried some DIY renovations to build a shed out back (a ballroom, I believe he called it).

The end game is the exact opposite of what GHINA did. Are you new here? There is no end game!

China did really well with renewable, and we didnt. So we double down on oil…

If their dongs were proportional to their nuts, that wouldn’t be far off!

Needs a Monster condom for his magnum dong!

Exactly! I don’t want to take away your guns. I want fuckheads like these to not be able to buy them in the first place.

A times B times C equals X…If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.

The spice must flow…

Malcolm isn’t in the middle! He on top!

Jina sends their polluted air to America. And the windmills consume it! They eat the pollution, and the inject it into the land. They poison the land. Our beautiful land. Beautiful, beautiful. Much like my daughter, Ivanka…

Did you just… Download RAM?