Is there a danger of exploding or will any old jar do?

I see what you mean

Holds up spork

Not your problem yet

That being said: just banning smartphones isn’t gonna cut it.

The dreaded heel vs heel match

I’d like to think they are Gregor Samsa in denial and about to come to the conclusion that they are the bug. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Metamorphosis

Did nobody get the reference or is everybody in on the joke?

Ohhh you thought he was a man - but he was a muffin

I’ve been searching for something

It’s low budget but I’d smash.

Are those researchers human or is this just an Ai that’s too lazy to do the work?