BootyEnthusiast

Thank you

HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON’T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

I didn’t fuck my Vaporeon. I didn’t cum on my Vaporeon. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my Vaporeon. I’ve never done anything weird with my Eveelutions. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

Higher quality non-failed censorship version

starts saving local news recordings of the accident so I can use it in bed later to get her to bite my dick again

My mom is perfectly legal

Is it bad that I legit think that Origins is the best in the Arkham series?

Like objectively Knight is a better looking game, and Asylum is a wonderfully crafted experience. But Origins is basically a better Arkham City and has a lot to offer.

The detective segments in particular are really well done and do a good job of leaning into the investigative aspects of Batman early in his career.

The twice grilled burrito at El Pollo Loco was legit one of the best chain food burritos I’ve ever had. And ever since they got rid of it, I’ve wanted to start a Romanian curse cult to bring misfortune upon the executive who decided to get rid of it.

Is Gonzo still considered a sex icon? I know Miss Piggy is.

I want to bleed out not on the bench, but just below it, my back propped up by the wood.

Cron

I was going to ask “how fresh we talking?”

Then I stopped and realized the gravity of that question, so I will not ask that question.

I am a different type of enthusiast

AY YO WHO’S BOOFIN TONIGHT?

FUCK

(respectfully)

“I got my ass kicked at the corn graveyard and all I got was this stupid shirt”

I was cured of it

BITCH

BITCH IS THE WORD

FUCK

OK I’M MAKING MY OWN UNCENSORED VERSION NOW.

THERE FIXED

Very cool.

Also Valve is legitimately one of the only devs who kept original source code from 2004.

Even Blizzard lost the original World of Warcraft code.