Agreed. Bonus one:

apology for poor english when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring ‘john is kill’ ‘no’

Star trek?

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

I wear moccasins for this reason. Thin, responsive, lightweight. But then you do have to change when you’re done.

I’m not even American and I’m mad. Most of what I’ve heard from Americans is that they’re mad.

That’s why you take the ears to help count.

Maybe he was actually crucified, but if he was, it was not for our sins. That part is as real as the Easter bunny or Old Gregg.