You’re forgetting

You never contacted dell for a warranty? That definitely sounds like a lemon to me

Okay but do you have a section of your house dedicated to the can opener, including decoration and a table specifically made for the potential tin man you’ll use it on, the ONLY thing it could be used for?

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah*

Right next to the piss??

300+ years

Wow there buddy don’t get ahead of yourself, this nation is barely scraping by at 250

Beat me to it

Sonos

I’m not

A box is empty by default. A magazine being filled with ammo is not any way a danger. If I put a filled magazine in the same room as my puppy, nothing is going to happen minus a potential choking hazard if they manage to remove a bullet.

A filled magazine is not a danger and should not be described as “loaded” the same way a “loaded” firearm is an actual present danger.

“A loaded gun magazine” aka just a magazine, you don’t describe a magazine as loaded. They just wanted to use the word loaded to make it seem more dangerous so the jury sees him as violent

Have you tried asking ChatGPT how to feel?

Thank God she was close to home already

This is a Christian Minecraft server

My first bank would flag a transaction if I traveled 2-4 hours to the next city, because God forbid I take a damn road trip