I’m my favourite person to talk to, we have so much in common.

Mr Bean

Door shapes box, a bunch of liquid resin and bam! Cool new door!

Just prepare for Armageddon, it includes all of them and more.

Lol that bird got dunked on by that lizard! Even talked shit as it was leaving like the bitch it is.

Hey I’m Zroy ZcClure, you might remember me from such films as, Learn your ABC’s and The Alphabet: A Consonant Vowel.

Yeah I saw that, how tiny are their legs?

So its the horrors we see that causes it.

I fully believe he thinks its a swimming pool.

I feel like a community like that on here would go well.

Why are these damn poors not spending their money, don’t they know I have a family to ignore!

We’re gonna look back in time to see Jesus getting crucified.

If a streaming company is greedy and lets you use the same card each sign up, you can indefinitely use their service for free using an endless supply of free emails.

I had Foxtel Go, an online pay tv service in Australia, for free for 2 years before I got bored of it, I think I fucked up like 3 times and had to pay, but as long as you cancel it a day or 2 before, you’ll be fine.

Ohh fuck, I forgot that pedo existed.

Wait, we’re not supposed to send these? Might explain why i dontngat any bird pics back.

Fuck, I need to get a pool!

It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.

It will be if we believe enough, everytime we write everytime we get one step closer to everytime being correct, everytime a new word is added to the dictionary, it goes from not being a word, to being a word, everytime.

So it won’t be long till everytime is a word. It happens everytime, everytime.

Yeah man I’m pretty stoned, I guarantee I missed it for sure.

Nah you’re all good, just helping you along your journey, you seemed lost.