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Cake day: October 2nd, 2023

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  • Bezos was on social media asking, “Who’d you pick as the next Bond?”. Suggestions included Tom Cruise, Elon Musk and Top Gear’s James May.

    I don’t know what’s more confusing, that people gave those answers or that the telegraph posted them. Though a disturbing part of me would want it to be Elon just so all his dick riders could watch the entire world shit on their fat, man-child lord jiggling on screen, role playing as a British secret agent.

    Wouldn’t mind May as long as it was a comedy the whole time without telling him. That and the last scene ends with someone calling him a pillock off screen.