Plenty of people weren’t invited to Epstein’s child rape island. Why did he think you would enjoy it there, Elon?

The best leaders lead by example.

Why should I give a shit what a politician says about fucking sports, period?

They are undeniably a domestic enemy and a clear and present threat to the public good. “Murder” is not an appropriate term for it.

That’s not very funny.

Just fucking close the museum if you’re going to comply with this shit. He has no authority to do this, so why are people always just bending over to get fucked by his tiny dick?

Good for him for at least having th balls to face his constituents.

Now he should have the sack to listen to them and either resign or dedicate himself to fixing the problems he helped create.

Specifically, yes, though it is also specified for emergency use and is limited to thirty days. So basically he’s just doing whatever the fuck he wants and nobody with authority or means is stopping him. These are unlawful orders being followed by FUCKING COWARDS.

This is a stain on the armed forces. Anyone in the Guard should be fucking embarrassed to admit what they do for a living.

That also goes for any other member of a military organization or agency that complies with orders like this.

The Doom doors are the ones that get me.

A shithole state is as a shithole state does.

Life is a mystery.

In fact I would wager almost any library would work for this. Librarians are by and large the most helpful and I judgmental people I have ever met. Every single interaction I’ve ever had with them has been positive.

All of them.

Solidarity forever.

If this is a difficult principal for you, remember to rank your battles appropriately:

Number One will always be the people you actually disagree with on a fundamental level, the people you mean to be resisting. Way down on the list is the people on your side who are resisting in ways you don’t condone, but resisting nonetheless.

Never fight a low priority battle when a high priority fight is still going on.

Anthony Bourdain DID commit suicide.

I’m usually not a fan of zero tolerance policies, but I make an exception for Nazi shit.

But I thought bOtH sIdEs ArE jUsT aS bAd.

Here’s an unpopular opinion: you don’t need any labels at all. You love who you live, you fuck who you fuck, you can advertise what you’re looking for if you want to but all this identity business obscures the reality that humans are far more diverse and interesting than the boxes we build for ourselves.

Most people who call themselves straight would fuck someone from their own gender if there weren’t cultural expectations against it hammered into them from and early age. Most people who call themselves gay would wander if they found someone they connected with. Very few of us rest at one end of any spectrum or matrix. Most of us are somewhere in the middle, and far more mobile than we might realize.

I’d argue this is true of most entertainment. It works though. Cookies aren’t good either, but they trick my brain into thinking it’s happy for a few minutes. I’ll fucking take it.