And that gun could turn into a bazooka and later on that bazooka could turn into a Dracula

Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL

Many of my friends are organizing everything from mutual aid, protection of the targeted, and have expressed a willingness to die for the best values we were taught, if it comes to that. People like that are one good thing about America. Each of us can contribute in our own way, and many are quietly doing so. I don’t have a crystal ball to predict the future but good people fearlessly doing what is right feeds my soul.

This headline isn’t very accurate. For one thing he’s not much of a Christian.

I still crave that dry ass, chalky ass, losing-flavour-after-5-mins-ass gum

You complete butt trumpet

You absolute

Tips fedora M’dib

Spotted dick?

Oh honey you bet I did

If u look carefully they are not playing baskerball but merely posing with one of those dunkable bouncerinos

When he said “dicks out for Harambe… and jesus” I really felt that

The key here is that you have to personally supervise the first explosion real close up to make sure the channels are correct. I had chatgpt design a special hard hard for you Mr Gangrinhch, so it’s got mondo safety parameters to keep you fit as a whistle

When sex maniacs just bounce all over the room all “woo-hoo! woo-hoo!” Daffy Duck style, why do they do this? Has this been studied?

I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”

This is at least 2.5 of jeopardy

The chief marketing officer for AI, Bill Ofgoods, thinks this is a great idea and the CFO, Peg Inapoke, agrees. Brooklyn Bridge was unavailable for comment

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

Waffle House got sumn for ya

Maybe Wookiee are marsupials

Noooo Bart don’t wear the pedo hat

MAGA gonna fuck kids one way or the other