Sesame Street’s finests over here. We doin things right. And we knockin n**gas grandmothas off they fuckin skates, ya heard? Right out of they fuckin socks, ya heard me?

No, the almanac accounts for the leap second since it was created. It doesn’t need to be updated.

Yep, still here. How are y’all?

I don’t have a neuralink installed.

For real tho…who has a problem with Mexicans? They’re chill af. They mind their own business and work like a beast. You need something done, find a Mexican that does that.

Yarrr, that gulf do be da sea!! 🦿🦜🏴‍☠️

I’m Gonna Miss Her