Denvil

I play a lot of grand strategy games, our kind kills a million people in 5 minutes of gameplay

We are so royally fucked

Impressive doorframe too

Unironically tensing up and then relaxing helped

Wdym this reads perfectly normally

The confusing bit is that they’re having seperate conversations

That is what I was suggesting

Amazon made 80 billion in operational income (after all expenses, pre-tax) in 2025, this is 0.001% of that. It’s like fining a person making $31k a year $3.10.

Any fines that go towards the people are good fines for a company like Amazon, but it’s not enough

https://afdc.energy.gov/data/10327

(Old data but still you get the point)

She wished for a BIG black chicken :))

What? I actually have a red car, but I think orange cars are cool :(

I ordered crab at a cajun restaurant at one point. That was the hardest fight of my life to eat so so little. Wasn’t even good enough to justify how fucking hard it is to actually eat the thing in my opinion. Plenty of people love them, but I simply don’t see the appeal.

No, they want 3 different takes of it. Two in .mov, and one in .mp4. Don’t fuck that up or they’ll send out a “don’t hire this guy” to every company they have contact information for

I was grateful that my teachers were chill with this

I’d finish my math work while the teacher was still explaining it to the class, and just start reading a book. Teacher was fine with it because I was a good student and got good grades.

Rant incoming

Although I do have one particular gripe with that teacher unrelated to any of that. Question was how far was a person in a pool from the life guard on a life guard tower. I found the hypotenuse, moved on to other questions. Got marked wrong so I brought it up to the teacher, and her explanation was that she wanted the distance from the person to the tower (the BOTTOM of the tower???) under the logic that you wouldn’t just float on up in a straight line to the life guard. First of all, the question was specifically worded as distance from person to life guard, NOT travel distance. Secondly to the BOTTOM of the life guard tower??? You wanted that value, not even the added distance of the length to the bottom of the tower and the length to climb the tower???

If you asked me how far away a plane in the sky is from me, and I answered 5 feet, I’d look like a damn idiot.

I kind of wish I pushed her on that question harder. I kind of just thought “good lord she’s out of her mind” and sat back down because it had little to no impact on my grade. But I have lived years being pissed about getting that question wrong, I simply cannot move on from it.