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DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Have clankers visited my blog one hundred twenty-one sexagintillion eight hundred ten novemquinquagintillion times so far in November??English
4·2 months agoThis is far beyond my limited coding experience but I do enjoy a good puzzle. In your opinion do you think it could be some gen AI scraper. Like the gen AI is deciding what page to scrape and cuz its stupid it keeps selecting your page?
Alternatively I wonder if the product page just happens to have an unsual combinination of keywords that the bot is looking for. Maybe its looking for cheap prices of RAM and the page has some keywords related to RAM?
Good luck I hope you are able to get them to start hammering that page.
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•You can choose 1 superpower, but the first reply is the side effect. What superpower would you choose?
2·2 months agoMagically summon pizza whenever I want
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Open Source Developers Are Exhausted, Unpaid, and Ready to Walk AwayEnglish
1·2 months agoThe brain! No the stomach!
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What is the most relieving thing you've done for yourself?
11·2 months agoWent no contact with my Mom. Total weight off my shoulders. Sometimes a little part of still feels a tiny bit guilty. Internally the guilty voice goes “well people can change maybe give her another chance”? This is immediately met with deafening laughter from every other cell of my being saying “LMAO no she is such a piece of shit”.
If you’re considering going no contact with your parents or someone, maybe give it a try. You can always talk to them later. Cutting out toxic ppl from your life is a gift you can give yourself everyday.
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
News@lemmy.world•Wendy's to close hundreds of US stores in bid to halt falling profit
14·2 months agoSame I love me some Wendy’s chicken nuggets and sandwich. A frosty once in a while is nice. Even enjoyed some of their breakfast stuff they added a few years back. Not a damn cent since Trump 2024/figured out they repub donors. Eat shit. Love driving by and seeing the Wendy’s empty as fuck.
Let me answer your more pressing question, yes Butt Nutts come in a tactical camo!
We get this question often for whatever reason. Let me ask you, are you gay for having your two Christ given nuts? No? Then why would adding more nuts make you gay? It wouldn’t make you gay is the truth.
If this is regarding the butt plug attachment mechanism, we tested several other attachment mechanisms to attach our nuts to butts. What we found is our AWD butt plug performed better than all others options. Our beta testers all said the current design of Butt Nuts was the most pleasurable and effective.
Once you try our Butt Nutts you’ll be so full of new confidence, you’ll brush any naysayers with a clever wittism like “Talk to my nuts” or something to that effect.
Even if it did make you gay there’s nothing wrong with that. Frankly, if you got a problem with that you can buy our product and shove it up your ass.
My god… How long have we had this technology!!!
I honestly don’t know what the fuck I was exactly I was going for with this. The words/image of butt nutts popped into my mind and I ran with it. I guess I was targeting the truck nutz crowd which probably has major overlap with MAGA. However, I deeply resident the idea I accidentally created MAGA themed sex toys. Fuck MAGA, but not like that. Never like that.
That being said I am so tempted to cash in on the MAGA craze/grift with selling cheap dumb shit, even better if the products are shotty. But damn I’m too lazy/I have a touch too many morals
Excellent! Thank you my octo nutted friend! Or well maybe you’re deca nutted but that’s your business haha
I’m something of an expert in the field of Butts and Nuts, but I have no clue what you’re talking about. Will you personally show me these butt nuts you’re talking about? I have to know the competition. I’ll pay.
Hahaha it’s not that type of nutt friend… Unless get me the design team we need to see if we can Butt Nutts cum! Sorry ignore that I have to go
Great question krooklochurm! Let me ask you do you feel tired when you wake up? Do you feel hungry when you haven’t eaten? Do you have wants or dreams that haven’t been achieved? Do you experience anxiety, depression, headaches, weather related events, or gravity?
Well if you answered yes to any of those questions Butt Nutts may be right for you! Butt Nutts have been scientifically proven to be a product. We believe in the power of confidence. The confidence we get from proudly wearing our Butt Nutts makes us feel like we can do ANYTHING!!! Unless you already have too much confidence, order Butt Nutts today and fill yourself with confidence!!!
Is that a powerthirst reference? What year is it my friend lol. You just pulled up some very old memories
Genius! You’re hired!
Ahhh thank you! I could tell she had the that British PM charm
Is that the British cabbage lady?
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Wikipedia@lemmy.world•Citrus australasica (finger lime, aka "caviar lime")English
27·3 months agoI don’t like that it has eggs. Furit shouldn’t have eggs. Yet another sign god isn’t real or he is god damn maniac
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
News@lemmy.world•US citizen, 67, ‘has six ribs broken’ by Border Patrol agents, his running club says
7·3 months agoWhat do you do that you regularly break ribs? Like sports? Or do you bolster the weight of something with your torso? I’ve worked a not very intense physical jobs, but more physical jobs than customer service or office work, but I can’t think of how one would keep breaking ribs
DoGeeseSeeGod@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I just spent my entire rent money on vintage 240p JPEG files of soup, and I've never been happier. AMA.
2·3 months agoDo you have a JPEG of the new prime minister of Ireland. Wait who just got elected as the new prime minister of Ireland again? I forget



Have you googled the SKU and see if anything else happens to share the number?