It’s a piece of poster board which is pretty much like cardstock. You can usually find some at the stationary section in a lot of stores in the US.

Inky caps, it looks like.

They have a compound in them that temporarily disables an enzyme your body’s uses in the metabolism of alcohol. Heart palpitation/arrhythmia issues are also a possibility.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprinopsis_atramentaria

supercars…

It’s the day that the US uses to celebrate it’s separation from British ruling.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)

Every year millions of fireworks are set off because of it. A good portion are by people that don’t know their ass from their head and either severely burn themselves/others, blow off a body part, or cause some sort of wildfire.

Horizontally or vertically?

Aren’t green bins usually for yard waste and food scraps?

It has googly eyes

You only need a couple of phrases (and a practiced accent/pronunciation) to seem believable enough for them to give up

Madlibs?

Come at me, bro

The 3 on the left look like the same person, just in different poses

That was typical-ish summer wear.

For winter, it was closer to this

Meanwhile my sister’s fiancee drank the whole pitcher and is back working there totally believing Elon is some super genius and that the cars are capable of full self-driving. (I really have to bite my tongue when listening to him)

My camry can self-drive too, same outcome. (just off a cliff, rather than in front of a train)

Maybe closer to deadpool

Liquified comet farts

I think they’re talking about the duvet

Throttle by wire.

The fuel is never really actively controlled by the user, more by its relation to the amount of air going into the intake.

Both are technically cables though. One, a power cable, the other a steel cable.

Or an axle failing

What are you talking about? There’s only one side. /s