Not OP, but the joke is fixable - when death asks the cat IF they have any lives left - and if so, how many - the cat says “nein”.

Still awkward, but at least grammatically correct!

There’s a great artist that sells stuff at our local ren-faire; I bought a fridge magnet that says “I saw thee, and thought my day unwell.” It’s illuminated like an old manuscript and depicts a slim greyhound tossing his cookies.

Or like Foghorn Leghorn said, “nice kid, but about as sharp as a sackful of wet mice!”

The image in the post is cropped, but if he’s a doctor, someone please tell me which biblically-accurate, headless, multi-armed Red Cross worker is hovering in the god-rays behind him then.

And combat scurvy!

Not ⚡️Sexy

Not ⚡️Seeing anyone

Not ⚡️Socially well-adjusted

“I’ll take the…sigh…”moon over my hammy”, please

Microwaved Mel Gibson can fuck all the way off with that nonsense.

Peripherally related:

https://www.psypost.org/sexualized-video-games-are-not-causing-harm-to-male-or-female-players-according-to-new-research/

Not a huge fan of beans overall, but I’ve tried the UK beans and I found them more “savory” than US canned beans… like their sauce is more tomato sauce or something, and not like a BBQ sauce or a brown sugar sauce.

Like, they’re fine, but I think a lot of people expect them to be sweeter and then they’re just, not… Disappointment ensues.

It’s also Hitler’s birthday, FYI

Real patriots

I’m doing MY part!