Are you perhaps referring to the old classic, A New Sith, or Revenge of the Hope? Found reposted on Livejournal of all places, but apparently the original has fallen off the internet.

I was a Siren main in Borderlands.

Every new game in the franchise made me hate Lilith more. I think I may have cheered at the end of BL3.

Honestly, some days I’m okay with just being able to keep standing on the hill.

…Most days.

I’m tired, boss.

“You overestimate my power!”

Sorry I’m sucking up all the Empathy

Huh. I thought that was me. Do… do we have to fight now? Like Highlander? CAN THERE BE ONLY ONE?

He knows him, and he’s seen him, and he loves him.

The real question is whether he’s drunk Bailey’s from a shoe.

I’ve mentioned this before, but I was working for Franklin County when Covid first happened and we went into lockdown. I processed a complaint filed by a group of restaurants downtown against DeWine personally for “impacting their business”. I had a hunch, then, that he wasn’t going to be on the right side of this ever again. I hate that I was right, but I’m not surprised.

Fifthed.

I might, if that’s what I felt like doing that day. The first thing I’d do would be to sleep for a year.

Or, you know, don’t do that. Find those children in their starting zones and give them in game currency and equipment. Help them get stronger. Stand under them and prop them up. Teach them how to play and defend them from the teabaggers of the world. Show them a better way.

Build a legacy instead of a throne.

To be fair, it wasn’t until much later that I learned that the “buried alive” was metaphorical. See: debt, stress, etc.