See, now i have this rule also. I see your name, i upvote.

Whenever I see the phrase “crack open a cold one,” I’m reminded of my necrophilia phase.

Good times.

“They go low, we go high” has been so extremely useful in the last 10 years or so.

‘Baitn’ Channel? C’mon!

“Hey look! It’s Bono’s little brother!”

“Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?”

Hey, don’t worry, it’s “a good thing” we’re about to enter a recession!

Rate my breakfast warcrime

Ftfy

The instructions are to put your own oxygen mask on first before aiding others…

e: ducking autocorrupt

“Holy false equivalence, Batman!”

Dude, my pet flood would never…! Jenkins is just the sweetest!

Yep. Exercise, discipline, then affection. In that order.

In Aliens 3, the xenomorph can tell Ripley’s been impregnated and backs off.

ETA: fuckin’ spoiler alert, i guess?

Trump won’t do everything right, but he’s taking an axe to the federal government, and that is always a good thing.

You’re either five and the phone should be taken away, or about to become very aware how fucking stupid this take is.

It’s difficult to let the judicial system move through its processes so slowly

4+ years of waiting for Garland to do fucking something, and you suggest we wait longer?! So, the time for action is right after the noose is around or necks…?

He only has to wear one goggle when he swims in his pool.

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Zelda in an Xwing? Me likey.

I’m just seeing two old rabid dogs that need the Old Yeller treatment.

“HK, why do you keep calling me ‘meatbag?’”