Surely the only tried and tested way to become a martyr for Chralie Kirk is to assassinate another right-wing talking head. This guy was just plotting plain old domestic terrorism. Mediocre.

Mmm pantie pickle

Oh stone throwers go on the most wanted list? We on the fast track to protesters getting bulldozed and opened fire on now.

Because lawsuits have been really deterring him so far.

As most of the other comments point out, pocket TV did exist and you have exposed yourself as:

1. Younger than the smartphone
2. Never watched a 90’s movie with a security guard in it