Public school is communism…

Roads is communism

Firefighters is communism

Military is communism

And… “thin blue line” is now communist? welp, guess we’re bringing back the pinkertons… 👀 (not a fan of cops btw, but private ones are much worse)

I mean, I’d love to stop thinking about determinism, but… its not like I could just choose stop thinking about it, since I don’t have free will to choose to not think about it… ironic 😅

trump’s “he was just joking” should become “he wAs jUSt joKING”

Fun Fact: US subways lack the safety doors.

When I first arrived in the US, I was just like: I’m gonna fall in and I’m gonna die

Looking at the tracks is terrifying. I always feel like I was about to die whenever I took the subway.

I was from Guangzhou and the subway always had platform safety doors.

Reboot Earth, just as Judge Hydrogen intended

Second?

The first and second happened on the same stage within 5 second of each other

But Seig Heils? Even the most dense among them must know that blatant Nazism hurts their legitimacy in the eyes of the public, even among MAGATs

“hE wAs jUSt joKING 😡😡😡” -every magat ever

I never understood why the N word is racist because of history, but then being black makes it fine to say.

Lol I had a Black teacher that would not be happy if her Black students used the N word. (USA btw)

Almost got hanged on jan 6

Few inches tho. Just a few inches. The hunter last season was terrible at the aim

All planes land

Some planes water

lemmygrad.ml will enjoy the company of donaldgrad.ml

rifles don’t mean shit if you can’t aim

just ask… ahem that person that missed the target by centimeters when he went hunting last year

I have bad aim… 😓

…in video games, obviously 😉

(Also, my eyesight kinda sucks too…)

Nah, actual good guys don’t ban it, they annotate it before publishing it so we can see how dumb its original author was.

Midterms… more like Mid Life Constitutional Crisis…

🫣

Lol, I know you are probably being sarcastic, but I can’t be sure because some people are actually saying this

One Year and Nine Months for the election

But the actual beginning of the next congressional term is One Year and Eleven Months

New perspective on life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK_fRYaI

(Note: This story is not to be taken literally.)

Next step, proclaim you are the Son of God and start a rebellion in your country to create a peaceful heavenly kingdom, the 太平天国

(/s just in case)