I had to amend my will because of this.

If my corpse doesn’t get shoved into the crematorium slathered in dorito juice I’m gonna screech cosmic truths in the nightmares of my loved ones.

Downvoting doesn’t bother me. Feels like you took a hard left with this whole “If you’re thin-skinned, then leave” thing.

I like to see downvotes, they show me if people hate something versus not being interested. If someone is downvoting everything, the community isn’t for them. Opinions and disagreement are good, trolling is not.

I’m definitely not going out of my way to conduct unpaid market research about it.

Almost any political entity can give a title. Maybe we can get an small incorporated town, academic institution or church to bestow one.

Sir Kiddy Diddler is good, but it implies knighthood and that’s a whole thing. Someone could give him an honorary doctorate in Kiddy Diddling, the only question is whether that falls under science or arts.

He looks really happy. I wish him well.

Penis envy is a theoretical stage in female psychosexual development that occurs when they realize they don’t have a penis.

The idea of pre-pubescent viet cong girls running around collecting soldier cocks in the night is even more terrifying.

Yes! This is called 5BX if anyone wants to look for books and modern resources. There are apps for it, too.

Those are very small condoms. Are we sure they’re not for the pokemon?

No you’re nice.

This is how I feel about windchimes. Take them the fuck inside and put em in front of a fan if you need to hear tinkly sounds all the goddamn time.